Blog of a Magician in Malaysia

MY NEW WEBSITE & FINAL POST

This would be my FINAL post on my humble friendster blog .

This blog has served me well over the past two years and has made me lots of money and friends along the way . I really LOVE it and that being the main reason that I have still remained in friendster .

As from now on , I already have my own domain . It's still a little messy , but I will be blogging from :

WWW.DAVIDLAI.TV/WEBLOG

I hope to see you guys there !! and please do change your links !

This blog has served me very well and it took me a very long time to make the decision to leave it . I really hope you'll enjoy the new website and please do comment on any improvements you feel I can make .

Thanks so much for stopping by .

Before I go off , here are my videos which have been posted online by friends and audiences whom I have had the privilege to perform too . Enjoy !

Magical Birthday Dinner from smashpOp on Vimeo.

OMG MAGIC! from smashpOp on Vimeo.

Time flies so fast..I'm getting OLD!

Time flies so fast , sometimes I just lose track of where I 'm at .
I can 't believe I'm turning 22 in a few more days . It all hit me when I did my friend a favor and performed for the LIONS Club in Subang Jaya  quite some time back . Most of the audience members were high schoolers .

Two pretty girls came up to me after my show and commended me on a good performance ( and many more after that , I KID YOU NOT ! ) . I was really happy  and then asked them :

`You're taking SPM this year ? '
`NO PMR ! Do we look that old to you ? '

Holy shit !! , when did I become so old ? I still remember the days when I joined the INTERACT CLUB to enlarge my social circle in high school ( or in other words , to meet girls ) , but I  mostly exchanged numbers with GUYs during those days ...failure , even though I was the club's President .

Now high school girls are coming up to me and complimenting on my act and asking me for my business cards .

Why din 't that happen when I was 15 ? Age is slowly creeping up on me ....


...Guess who's the oldest in the picture ? ....

Harith Iskandar at Bar Savannah!

I got an msn message from Ovidia about Harith's stand -up gig in Mont Kiara . I'm always a fan of stand-up comedy so what the heck, though still not feeling that well , I took the plunge . It was well worth it .... except for the fight that happened later after the gig . Man was that crazy . A little bit  on that later on .

I had great company  and sat with Sazzy , Ashraf Sinclair , the Carliff brothers , Ovidia , and many other friends I just got to know . Almost everybody who was anybody went there to show Harith support . Hannah , Douglas Lim , Hans Isaac , Afdlin Shauki , Ng Ping Ho , Samseer , Joey G , Christian Capes and many more familiar names in the industry were present .

The show started a little late so I did a little magic at the club . It went down well , but when Harith took the stage , he practically brought down the house ! Blardee BOLD would be the term used to describe his act . One of my favourite line's from his act was :

` When I looked at the newspaper and saw that there was a person who scored 21As for SPM ... I was like WHAT THE F*UCK ??  , are there even 21 topics in the world to study about ? '

My gosh was that hilarious .

Here are some of the pictures from my night's out .

Ovidia and I

Our small little cosy spot in the club ...thanks Carliff !

Carliff , Hyda , and Me

When Hyda got to know I did magic , the first thing she asked was :

` Can you please make my BOOBS bigger ?? '

I said , ` Umm , I'll try ? '...

Sazzy , Me and Ashraf

Me and Hans Isaac

Both sweating like a PIG ...

Me and Afdlin Shauki

On the fight , I can't tell who it was as it involves a very familiar name in the entertainment industry , but I can tell you it was one heck of a crazy incident . It happened right in the middle while everyone was watching . Luckily there was no press .

Anyhow , it was a fantastic show and it really changed my perception on local stand up comedy. Bravo .

I'm sick... or am I ?

This is going to be a little weird but here it goes .

Lots of things have been on a stall lately due to my procrastination . Aughh , not a very good start to the month , but I promised myself that it'll be better . Preperation for shows have been crazy and hopefully can `cari more makan' ( is that even correct ? ) in April . Have to work hard and save up .

Last night I had this crazy weird dream which was not actually a dream . I kid you not when I say that it is weird .

I recently bought a Garmin Nuvi 200W GPS to guide me around since TUPAI is not in Malaysia anymore . It's one of the best gadgets I've ever bought . Since getting it , I have yet to get lost !

My Garmin Nuvi

Back to what happened last night ... I wasn't feeling well the whole night and had a flu plus my throat wasn't feeling too good. It was just an `OFF' day for me . Nothing productive happened if I were to term it in other words . I slept early and then had the weirdest dream ever . I'm not sure whether or not it was the medication playing tricks with my mind or I just went plain crazy from the stress .

In my dream , I was driving to Puchong  and I wanted to turn left while my GPS forced me to turn RIGHT . ( Garmin NUVI has a voice activated system ) . My brain just got stuck and couldn't make a decision . Shitty Crap . I woke up sweating like a roasted pig and out of nowhere had the sudden urge to PUKE . After Puking a load , I took a Panadol and tried to go to bed .

I couldn 't . I stayed up for most of the night having a really bad headache ...and I had to rush to work at 7.30am ...

That sums up a weird post . What is happening to me ? I'm dreaming about a GPS system these days ????? I'm suppose to be dreaming about other stuff that boys usually do ....Damn it !

MY 21st birthday ... NOT!

I just read my aunty's blog , and saw that her birthday was coming up ... then I somehow realised that mine was just 3 days after hers , which is in a few days. The best part was , a few minutes after that , I received an sms :

`Happy Birthday David ! '

-Amira

Blur Amira , even at engineering classes

My birthday is coming up in another week, and miss blur confused out the dates . Oh well , at least I'll know who was the 1st to wish me .

Why did I name the post my 21st birthday ? A lot of people usually list things they want or set up a wish list for their birthday . I'm not going to do that . Whatever I want , I can afford it , and if I can't afford it , I'll find ways to make sure I can afford it . My work pays me good but my work isn't as easy as it seems . Statistics say public speaking is people's #1 fear . My work involves me speaking in front of hundreds to thousands of people double/triple my age ...and while doing this I have to make sure they are entertained !.. It's really scary sometimes ...wait , it's scary every single time .

So what do I want that I can't have ? ... I want back my 21st birthday . I want to celebrate it properly , and have a party . It's my 21st birthday , a once in a life time experience ... Too bad it's over. Kind of demanding of me , asking for a 21st birthday party when I'm going to turn 22 isn't it ? .

Oh , well , this year I'm really not looking forward to anything . It even slipped my mind if I hadn 't gone to Yin 's blog .

UTP really stole the supposedly most enjoyable time of my life . Just a word of advice to people out there who are just enrolling in their tertiary education . Make sure you do what you like , and it's even better if you think you're good at the subject ....and seriously , the last person you want to take advice on how you're suppose to continue with your tertiary education is your mom or dad . I regret that decision everyday for the past 4 years and everytime I look at my parents , I somehow get really pissed off and anchor back to them forcing me be in UTP . The most God Forsaken Fucked UP UNI in the whole fucking kingdom ... I think it shortened my life by a good 10 years .

My 22nd birthday wish ?  ...To be less angry ... I just got on Xanax , and I throw tantrums less often . Going to try Valium soon and see whether it's better . Fuuh , I get angry till I get headaches when I think of this .